Jesus Was Born on a Movie Set in 1986
Veruca told me the story today of the birth of Baby Jeebus. And I don’t know how I could not have got this on film but basically, “The three wise guys brought milk and lemon juice and jam to Baby Jeebus”. Wise Guys. Screw those Bible stories. Apparently Danny DeVito, Joe Piscipo and Harvey Keitel were wandering around the desert 2000 or so years ago following a star and dropping off groceries to Baby Jeebus and the fam.
Happy to have straightened this out for you.
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December 22nd, 2008 at 3:59 am
hahahahahahaha
oh my God!
hahahahahahahahaha ohhh man…lmao
hilarious.
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December 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 am
I am just head over heels in love with her.
You know what’s hilarious? She pronounces her “r’s”
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December 22nd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Hmmm it said it was no long available
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December 28th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
“I used to be the baby Jeemus”
OH MY GOD WENDIE!!
SHE IS THE CUTEST! <3
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January 2nd, 2009 at 3:27 am
THE MANGER BUTTERFLY!
Ha.
Kids are so, so smart in a way adults seem to outgrow.
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May 12th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
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