I may have the only husband who has to wake up to pictograms such as this one that is taped to the bathroom mirror. And that’s a gun, not some deformed, spermmunition weapon.
November 13, 2009
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Wow. Even our handwriting is alike.
I woke up drenched in sweat a couple of days ago due to rodent nightmares. Vermin freak me out.
I hope, by some chance, you have one loner mouse and your man gets rid of it quick!
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I thought that was a tampon at first xD
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copa Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 2:08 am
Thought it was a hand doing the throat slitting motion.
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Awesome!
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Then you will love this story, my coworker at work starts laughing hysterical. A friend of hers emailed her, he was at work and felt something on his foot so he kind of shook and then it kept proceeding up his pant leg and whatever it was, he couldn’t shake it free, so he went to the bathroom and reached down his pant leg and pulled out a mouse. YIKES!!!!
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Last week,, I heard rustling in my kitchen one morning. Upon investigation, found a little mouse in a closed zip-loc bag of Pecan Sandies, sitting on top of the cookies while s/he nibbled the one in his/her paws. S/he evidently chewed a hole in the corner of the bag and proceeded to eat my cookies for breakfast. I picked up the bag, mousie and all, and flung it off the back deck into the woods. I figure it’s a win-win. The mouse is out of my house, and he has a bag of cookies to keep him/her busy for awhile. Plus, any mousie predator gets desert!
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Lynn Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 9:06 am
If I saw a mouse in my house, or even found foolproof evidence of them, the first thing I would do is put a for sale sign on my front lawn.
I deeply hate them, and ….There.Is.Never.Just.ONE.Mouse.
I’m going to be seeing mice in every dust bunny for the rest of the weekend, dammit.
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Your gun looks like a penis
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