I don’t know how to tell you this, but DD and V want to start doing shows.  I’m on my own server now, so bandwidth is no longer an issue.  I’m apologizing ahead of time for what will probably be a near-endless stream of “episodes.”

Today is a big and traditional day of baking.  I have the kids so jacked up on just how fun it is going to be making homemade pies, that they’re ready to piss themselves.  Truly, their overworked nervous systems could not handle vacationing in Disney.  I’ll take pictures if I can capture them in the window of my camera’s ability.  They are literally, literally bouncing off the walls.

And now I bring you the first episode titled “Is Today Turkey Day?”  Narration and singing by Veruca.  Dancing by Devil Dog.

“I have such a great remembory.”

V:  Do you know what time it is?  Can you look at the time?

Me:  11:48.

V:    And what do we do at that time?  What do we do at 11:48?  What does 11:48 mean?

Me: Is this your way of telling me you want lunch?

V:    Yes.  After all, that’s the way I like it.

“Girls are beautiful and boys are crazy.  And Devil Dog is a pure monster.”

Sigh.  We have a lot of work to do with this child.

“I don’t want to share my blanket with you, because you’ve been miserable all day.”