Yesterday I was walking through Costco trying to get throught he cattle press as quickly as possible. There was a woman in a hair net providing samples of a cereal/granola type product. She was filling small paper cups and rambling out her script, and I thought of you. Here’s how it went”
“All natural, low in sodium, low in sugar, nut free, GLUTTON free…”
Of course, the word she was meant to say was GLUTEN free.
And of course, I thought of you and Laurie Notaro. Two of my favorite female smart-ass writers.
Yesterday I was walking through Costco trying to get throught he cattle press as quickly as possible. There was a woman in a hair net providing samples of a cereal/granola type product. She was filling small paper cups and rambling out her script, and I thought of you. Here’s how it went”
“All natural, low in sodium, low in sugar, nut free, GLUTTON free…”
Of course, the word she was meant to say was GLUTEN free.
And of course, I thought of you and Laurie Notaro. Two of my favorite female smart-ass writers.
Cheers,
Pattie
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